Hurry or you will miss it!!!

The 12th Annual Telluride Nothing Festival which features such schedule of events as:

1. Sunrises and Sunsets as normal
2. Gravity will continue to be in effect.
3. The earth’s rotation will be increased to add a few thrills.
4. The laws of physics will be on display.
5. Duct Tape Seminar: How to defeat weapons of mass destruction for under $10
6. The art of mogul making. How we use old Volkswagens.
7. Sense of humor search.
8. T-Shirts on sale.The Telluride Nothing Festival