Sit the mock (do a mock trial)
Old chestnuts (old expressions)
Old rope (worthless #@$#)
Canary wharfer
Fill your boots (go for it big guy)
Rib tickler
Get your finger out
Get someone’s back up (piss them off (i.e. cat))
Get your leg over (get some action)
Brass monkeys (Bad weather)
Western (meltdown)
Taking the mickey/Taking the piss (pulling someone’s leg)
Pull the other one, it’s got bells on it.
Spitting feathers (angry)
Take the wrong end of the stick (misinterpret)
Half-cut, Pissed as a newt, drunk as a lord (drunk)
Ram it mate (shove it)
Fist (derogatory term)
Skin (not wealthy)
Ass about face (ass-backwards)